Prince ™

Best friends are angels That God sent along. They always stay beside you Whenever things go wrong. I'm glad that God blessed me, With a good friend such as you. A person to be there, A person to get me through. Never turn away from me. I can't bear to be apart. All the pain and suffering Will be too much for my heart. You are my best friend, The one who brightens my day. The one who cheers me up, The one who's here to stay.

We've grown slowly apart, But you've always been in my heart. From a distance I watched you grow, Wondering about the man I'd get to know. Who you could become, Who that could be I fathom. Good choices you've made all together, I'm so glad you didn't pay attention my twin' brother. So many things going on around you, I'm so thankful it didn't drag you in too. When put to the test, You were meant to out shine the rest. You have an important role here on earth, It was given to you before your day of birth. Walk with your head held high, Don’t worry everyone will learn why. You have the gift, please use it wise. Not like a birthday gift, not a surprise. It's in your heart, soul, and your mind. Some people find it, some get left behind. You have found it, I'm so proud. Hold on to it, losing it is not aloud. I know you'll be fine, this I don't worry. Even though you have it, don't grow up in a hurry. You’re going to be somebody, this I...

A sister is someone who loves you from the heart, No matter how much you argue you cannot be drawn apart. She is a joy that cannot be taken away, Once she enters your life, she is there to stay. A friend who helps you through difficult times, Her comforting words are worth much more than dimes. A partner who fills your life with laughs and smile, These memories last for miles and miles. When she is by your side, the world is filled with life, When she is not around, your days are full of strife. A sister is a blessing, who fills your heart with love, She flies with you in life with the beauty of a dove. A companion to whom you can express your feelings, She doesn’t let you get bored at family dealings. Whether you are having your ups or downs, She always helps you with a smile and never frowns. With a sister you cannot have a grudge, She is as sweet as chocolate and as smooth as fudge. Having a sister is not just a trend, It is knowing you can always turn to her, your best friend.

1. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. 2. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other. 3. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. 4. When you say, "I love you", mean it. 5. When you say, "I'm sorry", look the person in the eye. 6. Be engaged at least six months before you get married. 7. Believe in love at first sight. 8. Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams don't have much. 9. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely. 10. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling. 11. Don't judge people by their relatives. 12. Talk slowly but think quickly. 13. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?" 14. Remember that great love and great achieve...

A Wal-Mart store that sells husbands has just opened in Dallas, Texas, where a woman may go to choose a husband from many men. Among the instructions at the entrance, is a description of how the store operates. There are only six floors. It states that the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch... As you open the door to any floor you may choose any man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building. So, Jane decides to go to the Wal-Mart Husband Store to find herself a husband. On the first three floors the signs on the doors read: Floor 1 - These men have jobs. Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids. Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking. Wow, she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the 4th floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework. "Oh, mercy m...

I am hungry = I am hungry I am sleepy = I am sleepy I am tired = I am tired Nice dress = Nice cleavage! I love you = Let's have sex now I am bored = Do you want to have sex? What's wrong? = I guess sex is out of the question May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for other men to have sex with you You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to have sex with you within the next 3 mins Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and then I'd like to have sex with you

In WW1 an English soldier watched in horror how his lifelong friend fell under gunfire. All the soldiers had to retreat. The soldier went to ask permission from the lieutenant to go and fetch his friend from the no-mans-land. The lieutenant gave permission, but added: "It is hardly worth it. Your friend is probably dead and you may die too." The soldier did not care about the warnings and miraculously he did reach his friend, lifted him to his shoulders and stumbled back. He was wounded in the process. The lieutenant helped them to safety and noticed the soldier´s friend was dead. "I am sorry for your friend - but I told you it was not worth it. Your friend is dead and now you are also seriously wounded." "I have to disagree with you. It was worth it", the soldier answered. "What ever do you mean?" the lieutenant wondered. "It was worth it", the soldier repeated. "When I got to my friend, he was still alive and said ´Jim, I knew yo...